My friend forwarded this to me. I thought it delightful enough to bring us all a humorous moment.
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE BROKE
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
3. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe
Lincoln.
4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
5. You finally clean your house, just hoping to find change.
6. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
7. Your bologna has no first name.
8. You give blood everyday...just for the free orange juice.
9. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
10. At communion you go back for seconds.
Jan Zillinger
Senior Systems Analyst, Claims
Information Services
Blue Cross Blue Shield of Kansas
1133 SW Topeka Blvd
Topeka, KS 66629-0001
Phone: (785) 291-7495
Email: Jan.Zillinger@bcbsks.com
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